The General Election – What You Need To Know

Conservatives: WE HATE POOR PEOPLE.

Labour: OUR LEADER IS INCAPABLE OF UNSCRIPTED THOUGHT.

Liberal Democrats: UM…ER…YOUR PARTY LOOKS POPULAR, MIND IF WE JOIN YOU?

UKIP: WE’RE BASICALLY THE BNP WITH AN A LEVEL OR TWO.

Scottish National Party: SCOTLAND FTW!

Plaid Cymru: WALES FTW!

Green Party: WE’RE JUST HAPPY¬†TO BE HERE.

If it wasn’t clear before; I’m not the biggest fan of politics.

For your sanity’s sake, please don’t take this post seriously. Vote for what you believe in.

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