Conservatives: WE HATE POOR PEOPLE.
Labour: OUR LEADER IS INCAPABLE OF UNSCRIPTED THOUGHT.
Liberal Democrats: UM…ER…YOUR PARTY LOOKS POPULAR, MIND IF WE JOIN YOU?
UKIP: WE’RE BASICALLY THE BNP WITH AN A LEVEL OR TWO.
Scottish National Party: SCOTLAND FTW!
Plaid Cymru: WALES FTW!
Green Party: WE’RE JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE.
If it wasn’t clear before; I’m not the biggest fan of politics.
For your sanity’s sake, please don’t take this post seriously. Vote for what you believe in.