By Our Military Correspondent
Official sources from the British Government declined to comment earlier today when questioned by The Weekly Rag regarding whether they had in fact managed to misplace their cutting edge new Stealth Fighter, the ICU-12.
The Jet, which is rumored to have been constructed out of a compound which is ‘99.99% transparent’, was said to have been set down in a field in Surrey, whilst the pilot ‘relieved himself’. Upon returning to the field however, he was unable to remember where he’d parked it.
“It’s a big old field,” the pilot said in a statement, “It really could be anywhere”.
Local dog walkers and ramblers are encouraged to report in to their local police station if, on their travels in the area, they ‘happen to collide with thin air’.