UK PM LIZ TRUSS WASHES UP ON BALTIC BEACH – The Weekly Rag, Issue 17

And she would have gotten away with it too!

VLADIMIR PUTIN CLAIMS ROAD ACCIDENT WAS PLAN ALL ALONG – The Weekly Rag, Issue 16

"You know what it's like," the visibly shaken Russian President said, "One minute you're drifting around corners pumping some Eurobeat like that bloke out of Initial D and the next thing you know you've had to pull up for a while because the excitement got a little too much for you".

LOCAL CHILD CAN’T GET TO SCHOOL BECAUSE SNORLAX WON’T FUCKING MOVE – The Weekly Rag, Issue 15

"I mean, it just won't fucking move," said a frustrated Mr. Willow, "I'm not sure what else there is to say."

VIDEO GAMES CAUSE DOUBLE-JUMPING, Experts Warn – The Weekly Rag, Issue 14

"It's all fun and games when the kids start leaping twice as high into the air, until Little Timmy has to be rushed into hospital with a concussion from hitting his head on the ceiling."

UNITED KINGDOM SINKS! – The Weekly Rag, Issue 13

Oh heck, everything's soaked.

UK STEALTH FIGHTER GETS MISPLACED – The Weekly Rag, Issue 12

Where on earth could it be?

President Trump goes about his merry day – The Weekly Rag, Issue 11

"Upon seating himself in the nice, cosy chair behind his desk, a loud farting noise jettisoned itself all around the room. Mr Trump stood up, and, upon inspection, found a deflated whoopee cushion where his elected bottom had just been sat"

GOD MAKES BOLD CLAIM – The Weekly Rag, Issue 10

Good Lord, what has he said now?

LAD CRASHING AT PRE-DRINKS NEEDS TO TOUGHEN THE FUCK UP – The Weekly Rag, Issue 9

He knows what he did.

MAN CAN’T CHOOSE BETWEEN SHORTS AND JEANS – The Weekly Rag, Issue 8

He chose poorly.